Welcome to my Blog "Nonstop Funny"
- DArrell Hersey

- May 16, 2023
- 3 min read
First of all thank you for visiting my blog and Webpage. Here at herseyfilms.com we always try and bring humor to light because the truth is always the funnies.
The Peekaboo event.
This is a story that may be true and finny, however the names and places have been changes to protect the embarrassed Well it all begin when oops, wait a minute lets give it a real title, lets call it " The Damn Camera phones". Where do I begin well it all started when I cam into my office and my boss was talking shyte because I took an extra day of vacation.
It was a normal Tuesday at the precinct , I was late because my flight was delayed the night before. I was exciting the elevator when I could here laughter and clapping coming from the office. As i walked past Ms. James desk she smiled and said "before yopu ask , the laughter is about you". I entered the office and all of a sudden the laughter stopped and everyone began to dispuse and go back to there desk . when all was clear I could see my boss Lt. Hutchin sittining at my desk an d smiling at me . Before I could say a word he stood up and walked toward his office and he motioned me to follow him. i thought to myself oh crap what now and what was everyone laughing at. I was entering his office when detective Valerie Chaves came around the corner and tapped me on my behind. I turned and she had this huge grin on here face as she looked me up and down. and said "MMM ,MMM,MMM". I was like "What are you looking at " ,she didn't say anything but as she walked away she started to sing the lyrics from "Marvin Gay's song Sexual healing". I just continued to walk in Lt Hutchins office. "Take a seat Mr. Chippendale" he said . With I confused look on my face I said "what".
He then began to tell me that while I was on vacation with my fiancé . some of the pictures that we took were sent to the officers group text and there was one that was damn near pornographic. I sat there embarrassed and also confused at the same timeAs he went on ranting a raving about the one picture. I was confused because I didn't know what picture he was speaking of. He then stood up and grabbed his phone and walked around the desk to show me the picture when the cheif of police walked in his office and demanded hi presents in the office. He ten instructed me to leave the office anfd that he would talk to me later.
I was sitting at my desk and going through all my pictures from my vacation and I could not find what picture he was talking about. Then my phone rang and ut was my fiancé . I said "Hello hun". she said" I just called to say I love you". I then told her about my morning so far and her reply was . "Well I hope there is nothing there, because I sent lots of them to my mother but she had not committed yet". My desk phone rang and said goodbye to her. Before I could say hello Lt. Hutchins asked me to come to the police chiefs office.
My mind was racing as I road the elevator up to the third floor. In the elevator was a female detective from the sex crimes division. She was smiling at me , I was like "whats up with everyone this morning. She then said "Well if I knew you were equipped like that I wouldn't have turned you down when you asked me out". I was confused but didnt have time to entertain that the elevator stopped and the doors opened we both excited. she then slipped me a piece of paper with here number on it.

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